Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The Twelve Days of Christmas - Vegas Style!

My own take on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" - Merry Christmas to everyone!

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
A casino filled with full-pay VP!

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Two free buffets and a casino filled with full-pay VP!

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Triple-play slots, two free buffets,
And a casino filled with full-pay VP!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Four Fremont light shows, triple-play slots, two free buffets,
And a casino filled with full-pay VP!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Five nights in a comped suite!
Four Fremont light shows, triple-play slots, two free buffets,
And a casino filled with full-pay VP!

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Six lucky bets, five nights in a comped suite!
Four Fremont light shows, triple-play slots, two free buffets,
And a casino filled with full-pay VP!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Seven cocktail waitresses, six lucky bets, five nights in a comped suite!
Four Fremont light shows, triple-play slots, two free buffets,
And a casino filled with full-play VP!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Eight hours of poker, seven cocktail waitresses, six lucky bets,
Five nights in a comped suite!
Four Fremont light shows, triple-play slots, two free buffets,
And a casino filled with full-pay VP!

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Nine holes of golf, eight hours of poker, seven cocktail waitresses, six lucky bets,
Five nights in a comped suite!
Four Fremont light shows, triple-play slots, two free buffets,
And a casino filled with full-pay VP!

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Ten free gifts, nine holes of golf, eight hours of poker, seven cocktail waitresses,
Six lucky bets, five nights in a comped suite!
Four Fremont light shows, triple-play slots, two free buffets,
And a casino filled with full-pay VP!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Eleven waiters "waiting", ten free gifts, nine holes of golf, eight hours of poker,
Seven cocktail waitresses, six lucky bets, five nights in a comped suite!
Four Fremont light shows, triple-play slots, two free buffets,
And a casino filled with full-pay VP!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Twelve beautiful showgirls, eleven waiters "waiting", ten free gifts,
Nine holes of golf, eight hours of poker, seven cocktail waitresses,
Six lucky bets, five nights in a comped suite!
Four Fremont light shows, triple-play slots, two free buffets,
And a casino filled with full-pay VP!


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